Search
 
 

Display results as :
 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Latest topics
» Some Say Vaccines are Essential. Some Say They’re Evil.
by Society of the Spectacle Today at 6:21 pm

» TGBMS
by daveiron Today at 5:41 pm

» Barclay card address
by Snoop Yesterday at 9:01 pm

» sol excalibre with cookiemonster
by Society of the Spectacle Yesterday at 7:46 pm

» The Agenda
by Society of the Spectacle Yesterday at 2:41 pm

» Vodafone / Lowell - received DSAR
by waylander62 Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:04 pm

» Lowell threatening me Again !!
by barnwebb Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:21 pm

» Predictive programming and the music industry.
by Awoken2 Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:53 pm

» Wescot / PayPal - harassment?
by Mrblue2017 Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:42 am

» Try your new power
by handle Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:50 pm

» 5G AND it's implications | WOW it is scary and can't be allowed
by daveiron Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:04 pm

» Papal ring
by freeland Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:21 am

» Who is making the claim ?
by assassin Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:54 am

» court pack for energy companies
by jrb Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:20 am

» Paying A Joint Giro Slip
by jrb Fri Apr 19, 2019 4:41 pm

» Medicinal side effect issues
by Lopsum Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:48 am

» Home Building
by assassin Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:41 am

» Setting aside a CCJ
by Grimmy Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:07 pm

» Eighteen years in debt for house repossession. Advice?
by FOXP2 Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:26 pm

» County Court Money Claims Centre (CCMCC)
by waylander62 Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:44 pm

» Reality chat , every wednesday at 8pm (ish)
by Society of the Spectacle Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:42 pm

» Moriarty Law
by Mrblue2017 Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:09 pm

» Essex & Suffolk Water
by Sharpysparky Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:49 pm

» Flush out the sodium fluoride
by mitch Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:19 pm

» Lowell Success For My Wife
by Etiquette Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:23 pm

» Common Law Copyright and Trademark Notice
by Etiquette Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:36 pm

» PRAC FINANCIAL / BWLEGAL / PAYDAYUK
by daveiron Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:06 pm

» Cabot- is there a realistic chance to fight them?
by assassin Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:08 am

» TESCO CREDIT CARD & LOWELLS
by Ithesoul Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:56 pm

» Debt Collectors
by assassin Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:18 pm

» Conditional Discharge
by MrBullet Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:21 pm

» Cabot advice
by daveiron Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:25 pm

» PoE gets it right again
by daveiron Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:56 am

» Drydens Fairfax
by AHMAHM Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:40 pm

» Let Technology Work For You
by assassin Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:21 am

» Do the 3 Letters or New Approach Still Work? Advice Needed
by assassin Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:50 am

» Council Tax
by assassin Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:34 am

» Please Help!! Restons & Arrow Global - Court Papers!
by waylander62 Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:21 am

» Lowell Court order
by waylander62 Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:13 am

» Settlement
by Mrblue2017 Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:02 am

» Utilities & Pre Pay meters
by LionsShare Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:03 pm

» Looking for advice and/or reassurrance!
by Mrblue2017 Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:40 pm

» justinian deception
by daveiron Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:34 pm

» Speeding Fines in France sent to my UK address.
by daveiron Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:58 pm

» Need ALOT of Help - Lots of Questions - Battling 4-5 companies at once
by Etiquette Fri Apr 12, 2019 8:13 am

» Merligen investments Ltd: Moriarty law
by paymydues2 Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:44 pm

» Entry of unilateral Notice - B133
by LionsShare Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:20 pm

Moon phases


ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE

Go down

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE Empty ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE

Post by handle on Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:53 am

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ...
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese ,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...

handle
dedicated
dedicated

Posts : 562
Join date : 2017-04-10

Back to top Go down

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum