I have had some lucky with DCA agents with this one

It has made Wescot and freds give up right away

Only posted up to show, It may not work for you

Akinika TV Licensing DCA within 15mins of Email this they sent an Email back saying the had pased back to TV Licensing


Dear Sirs,

Please read the following notice thoroughly and carefully before responding. It is a notice. It informs you. It means what it says.

The reason why you need to read carefully is simple. I am offering conditional agreement. This removes controversy, and means that you no longer have any ultimate recourse to a court of law in this matter, because there is no controversy upon which it could adjudicate. You always have the option of dragging these conditions into a court of law only to be told that they are, indeed, perfectly lawful. That is, of course, always your prerogative should you decide to waste your time.

For this reason it is important that you consider and respond to the offer in substance. The 'nearest official form' will not suffice, and consequently is likely to be ignored by myself without any dishonour on my part.

On the other hand there is a time-limit on the agreement being offered.  It is reasonable, and if it runs out then you and all associated parties are in default, removing any and all lawful excuse on your part for proceeding in this matter.

For these reasons it is recommended that you carefully consider this notice and respond in substance, which means actually addressing the points raised herein.

You have apparently made allegations of criminal conduct against me.

You have apparently made demands upon me.

I do not understand those apparent demands and therefore cannot lawfully fulfil them. I seek clarification of your document so that I may act according to the law and maintain my entire body of inalienable Natural Rights.

Failure to accept this offer to clarify and to do so completely and in good faith within 7 (seven) days will be deemed by all parties to mean you and your principal or other parties abandon all demands upon me.

I conditionally accept your offer to agree that I am legal fiction 'person' Mr Joe Bloggs (original name removed) and that I owe £80 for services rendered by your company, upon proof of claim of all of the following:

1. Upon proof of claim that I am a person, and not a human being.

2. Upon proof of claim that you know what a 'person' actually is, in legal terms.

3. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between a 'human being' and a 'person', legally speaking.

4. Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between 'legal' and a 'lawful'.

5. Upon proof of claim that I am legal fiction 'person' Mr Joe Bloggs, being the entity to which your paperwork was addressed, and not Joe: of the Bloggs family, as commonly called.

6. Upon proof of claim that the charge was the result of a lawful investigation unmarred by prejudice.

7. Upon proof of claim that I am a member of the society whose statutes and subsisting regulations you are enforcing.

8. Upon proof of claim that I showed you some sort of identification.

9 Upon proof of claim that there is a nameable society that I belong to and that the laws covered within any alleged transgressions state that they apply to me within that named society.

Sincerely and without ill will, vexation or frivolity


By: ***_____________________ *** (Agent)
Joe: of the Bloggs family

WITHOUT PREJUDICE, i.e. all Natural Inalienable Rights Reserved

Please address all future correspondence in the matter to a direct Human Self, namely Joe: of the Bloggs family, as commonly called.

Encl: Original paperwork as received.

Ah, I recognise that style of Notice. It was originally a format that was used by Veronica of the Chapman family many years ago and featured in her book "Freedom Is More Than Just A Seven Letter Word".
BTW: Veronica is publishing a new book with the working title "Anarchy Is More Than Just A Seven Letter Word", available soon.

MikeThomas wrote:Ah, I recognise that style of Notice.  It was originally a format that was used by Veronica of the Chapman family many years ago and featured in her book "Freedom Is More Than Just A Seven Letter Word".
BTW: Veronica is publishing a new book with the working title "Anarchy Is More Than Just A Seven Letter Word", available soon.

Cool I cant wait to read:))))

I like it, I like it. Thanks may use some of this against utilities when they come at me again.

"Upon proof of claim that I am a person, and not a human being."

Suggest'  - Upon proof of claim that I am a person as defined in the law you will be relying upon in court to support, your claim  and not a human being.

... otherwise they could just give you their version of the meaning of 'person' and the mage may let them get away with it.

By doing the above it restricts the sources they can use to the laws they are relying on. This means that you also need to read those laws yourself, particularly, the definitions in those relevant Acts and Regulations.

if you open word 2010 or 2016 (in fact in 2016 this the 1st meaning) type "human being", shift F7 for theasauous it comes up with "person".

IMO be careful with words in general, you may end up dropping yourself in it!

"By: ***_____________________ *** (Agent)
Joe: of the Bloggs family

WITHOUT PREJUDICE, i.e. all Natural Inalienable Rights Reserved"

Can anyone answer this question for me?
Is this portion of the document to be signed as Joe Bloggs (in cursive) or Joe of the Bloggs family (in cursive) as the agent?

this is what I do, usual signiture - don't be afraid of using that, so:

By: sig in here,
Joe of the family Bloggs,
Auth' Agent of [JOE: BLOGGS] eng legis

You will find different ways of doing the same thing from different sources. So long as you are making it clear what you state then pick what you want to write & stick with it.

I do it the same way as Lionshare.