Comedy Of Politicians

Oh, the elections, oh joy of joys.

What did we have? we had the biased BBC or British Bum Chums as one of the names thay are also known as trying to manipulate everything towards the remainers as instructed by their paymasters, well it worked didn't it as Boris is now going after them with a view to the abolition of TV licences, great for all those with them.

Then we had the Liberal Democrats who were anything other than liberal or democratic and stood to represent a minority by stating they were the remain party and we even had the son of swine otherwise known as Jo Swinson pretending to cry, pity so many realised she was crying with no tears, Equity card denied son of swine as you are a poor actress. Was it me or did anyone else notice their was nothing in her eyes, no sentiment, no emotion, and I noticed this from the little I saw.

The people spoke, their slogan was Bollox to Brexit and immediately they were representing a minority as the majority spoke and said leave, and even the remainers who mistakenly believed in democracy ignored them and said we had a vote and democracy rules, so it was Bollox to son of swine.
One thought crossed my mind and that is "was she playing the Scottish nationalist agenda" as they had no hope of winning?

Next we had labour, the party of the people with Corbyn at its head proclaiming "we won the argument" now and in 2017, pity he didn't win the elections then. Winning arguments doesn't make votes and votes win elections.
Is this the same man who wants unlimited immigration and to give everything to everyone, sorry Jezza as even the most stupid individual knows you don't get something for nothing and to give everything to everybody you have to pay for it, and then came his master plan to pay for it all, play Robin Hood, this plan was brilliant and this was to tax the very richest 50 UK people, unknown or ignored by him was that the UK's richest 197 people had already admitted to having plans in place to leave the UK and move to other countries and even the most stupid individuals saw this for what it was, a socialist utopia which would never happen. so who would pick up his colosssal spending tab, oh yes the tax paying public or the masses.

I p*ssed myself laughing so much when I heard this that I nearly paid my electric bill, which was even more alarming as I don't have one.

Based on this alone around 1/3rd of the UK economy would have been wiped out if these people had left as they fund these industries and create these jobs, and if you have a few billion in assets most countries would welcome you with open arms, and if 197 people admit to having these plans in place then just how many other have the same plans in place and don't admit it.
Then we look at the Labour party and see that so many self serving individuals were more interested in furthering their own causes rather than that of the people and there is so much infighting between them that they forgot about the people they supposedly represent, and focused solely upon themselves, but what was there to vote for.
Then we had this prize plum keep making false allegations and producing allegedly leaked papers and using them against Boris, papers several years old which proved nothing against Boris as they were exploratory documents produced under cameron and latterly May, so what were they? basically they explored other options for sourcing items and equipment from non EU countries which is basically common sense and something anyone with an iota of common sense would do. What do you do if drugs you use are sourced from the EU and you know they are going to load you with tariffs once you leave, you look at the options from non EU sources and get the best price and a guaranteed quantities, basic procurement. If we want a quantity of steel for a project we ring all our suppliers and get the best price, we ensure they can supply it, and then play suppliers off against each other to get an even lower price, every successful company does this. Then of course we had Labour key individuals such as Thornberry calling her constituents "stupid" shows what they are really like.

Lots of trains filled with grave left lots of stations having been rapidly resprayed in blue to cover the red.

Next we have my absolute favourite, that fishwife called Sturgeon in Scotland, what is it with fish, Alex Salmon and now Nicola Sturgeon, who next Jock Mc Codpiece, she sold a lot of Scots kits to plait fog didn't she and when they find they cannot plait fog it will come back and bite her on the backside when the Scots realise they have been duped.
What has she actually done for Scotland apart from be a one trick pony and play on independence, is this the same woman who has been instrumental in wrecking Scotland and destroying NHS Scotland, failed to maintain any of the roads, trashed their economy, and cost a lot of exporting companies much more unnecessary expenditure than needed, oh what a record, but then she is a failed solicitor and solicitors are nothing more than a professional mouthpiece whose sole function is to convince someone that black is sky blue pink with green flashes.
We heard her bang on about Scottish oil, what, Scottish oil, sorry it was paid for by the UK and not Scotland and it belongs to the UK and Scotland is only a proportion of the UK as it actually included England, Wales, NI and the Channel Islands and others. What she didn't tell Scottish voters that the Uk only allowed oil to come ashore in Aberdeen was to create Scottish jobs in their failing economy and that plans were in place to divert that UK oil ashore in England as Jim Radcliffe, owner of Ineos and the countries (allegedly) richest man had the capacity to deal with it, why didn't she tell the Scots of this plan.
This is the same Jim Radcliffe who moved abroad when he thought there was a possibility of Labour and Corbyn getting elected, the same man who supplied Scotland with 80% of their fuel, and can simply turn the fuel tap to the off position and force Scotland to import crude and pay around £1.50-1.60 a litre for it.
The same fishwife who openly stated that she would do anything to prevent Boris from entering no 10, the same one (of many) trying to frustrate the will of the people and stop Brexit, the same fishwife who said the Scots wanted to stay in the EU and forgot that Scotland is only a small part of the UK and England, parts of Scotland, Wales, and NI voted to leave, talk about hypocracy when she speaks about democracy.
A woman who knows the EU don't want Scotland, a woman who knows the majority voted to leave, a woman who knows Scotland cannot financially survive without the rest of the UK

What does this leave:

Bollox to son of swine.

Jeremy Cor Byn and gone.

A polyester dwarf who talks a good game, yet cannot deliver on anything.

I haven't followed Brexit and from what bits I have heard, I can conclude one thing; this election has provided me with more laughs that the best 10 commedians ever, sattire or what.

Great article and so true! Thanks for the laugh assassin

more than true enough

And it gets better, good job I was stationary in a motorway services when I heard this or the chances of a motorway pile up were very high.

Poison con dwarf claimed she would remain withing the constitution and the law, then said she would not ask for permission from Parliament and break the constitution and the law and have a referendum anyway, hypocracy or what.
Does this smack of the EU tactics or what? don't the EU keep having votes called referendums continually until they get the result they want, Greece, Ireland for example, and aren't they exactly the same context and just presented differently. Now shes selling hens teeth.

In reality, what will happen? if Scotland vote to leave it means nothing as they are part of the UK, the EU wont accept them and they would have to apply for new membership as an independent country in their own right and have already been told they will be refused, so are they actually going anywhere other than the Sheriffs bankruptcy courts